It’s Another Oregon Meth-Bust Alligator Story!
What is it about Drugs-N-Gators? What compels so many people with drugs to also have a member of Alligator mississipiensis on hand? Is it because gators are tough? Or useful in protecting one’s stash,...
View ArticleSecond Amendment Saves At Least 10 At Community College From Being Alive,...
Welcome to your Latest Mass Shooting, America! At 10:40 AM local time, an as-yet unidentified gunman opened fire at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, leaving at least 7-10 10 people dead...
View ArticlePresident Obama Asks Americans To Stop Shooting Each Other, For Real This Time
Another mass shooting in America on Thursday, this time at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon. At least 10 are confirmed dead, another 20 are injured, and the gunman, also deceased, has been...
View ArticleAnother Mass Shooting In America. What The Hell Are We Supposed To Say?
What are we supposed to tell you about the man who murdered 10 people at Umpqua Community College in Oregon on Thursday morning? Gawker’s Sam Biddle wrote on Thursday in defense of reporters contacting...
View ArticlePresident Jeb Bush Addresses Grieving Nation: ‘Stuff Happens’
If you’ve been wondering what President Jeb Bush, what with being a Bush and having all that genetic expertise on how to do presidenting real good, would do about the mass shootings we have every...
View ArticleA Mass Shooting Happened Three Hours Away. What Are You Going To Do Now?
The two foulest instances of journalism I ever witnessed were both committed by the same woman, Christina Gonzales, a TV reporter out of L.A. In the first, she stood across the street from the house of...
View ArticleRand Paul Will Save America’s Children With Some Stickers
Like every other Republican with grand delusions of moving into the White House in 2017, Rand Paul has no idea what to do about America’s routine mass shootings. But, as with his fellow Republicans,...
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